White people can't dance

so a few weeks ago we got invited to a party in someone's loft above a bar. This all seems liek a very cool way to live life. Hanging out in your overpriced loft apartment, and then popping down to the local pub for a cocktail or a micro brew...and then you realize...oh wait 'im paying 1000 to live in a loft in ANN ARBOR!! HELLO!! this place is not cool and living in a loft does not suddenly make it so. Anyways it was this very wierd party full of hipsters, lots of superfluous belts, lots of bangs and funky glasses, plastic pearls, you know the type. It reminded me alot of parties in san francisco only the people were way less cool. So anyways it was these people and then the sea of ethnic people (liek 7 of us but still) that all stormed in together. Needless to say we stuck out mainly because or our aZian constituents. Well they didn't have enough liquor and all they did have was like wine, ugh. hello it's a party! get some fucking vodka! So we left but not before witnesses one of the most horible things known to latinos and blacks alike...white people dancing. Granted this video also contains a very goofy asian man dancing but they were like barefoot hippies jumping and "feeling" the music and it reminded me of a party at Columbae or something. bad times, bad times. so of course i took video for your viewing pleasure



This second video was a very funny, shameless guy at Kebbyn's party.


you are oddly attracted to him aren't you. oddly oddly attracted