Lambda Lambda Lambda!!!

so tonight Ozan and i realized that grad school is kind of like a big frat for nerds. we act liek fratty mcfrats all the time. josh had his pseudo girlfriend/19 year old fuck buddy over (ewww!!) and ozan and i were really grossed out by the whole situation because we both can't stnad this girl. She just sits there....nothing. Ramit, she has No-Value Syndrome! Anyways Hugo called us and was like "yo guys come over!" and i was like "are we gonna get mexi melts?" and he was liek "no even BETTER!! fernando's here and we have a deep fryer and we're deep frying shit! we're gonna do ice cream and a twinkie and bacon!! deep fried bacon!! it's gonna be AWESOME!!" and ozan and i were like "nah man, we're gonna watch entourage (so fratty in and of itself) and chill tonight." and Hugo was like "fried bacon, guys!" Anyways we spent like an hour fiddling with ozan's computer trying to see if we could get it to play onto their giant screen tv so we could watch some ali G from you tube because we realized that josh has nothing but fucking horrible movies. This idea seemed super cool and for about 5 minutes we thought we were the shits of technology when we got it to work and we kept giving each other high fives like what and that poor 19 year old was just sitting there probably thinking "i'm way cooler than these peopel" or maybe she was just thinking "(empty space)" because she's kind of dumb. Anyways after about the 5th consecutive "high five man! don't leave me hanging! high five!!" we took a moment of silence and were just liek "who are we??" Anyways the frat party carries on.