guys, my brain is fried. I just spent the past 5 hours doing stats homework and i could tell it was time to stop when i started being really mean to my partner sujatha for no reason. i was arguing that a p and a b value were not the same and something about an F value and an ANOVA and variance and i was done for the day. hate.
anyways last nights sweater party turned out to be a huge bust. we showed up and the people had a poorly lit backyard, the cider/beer ran out, and they didn't have any music. what the fuck! who invites like half the grad student population to their house and runs out of beer and to top it off doens't have music for you to dance or at least girate to. so wierd. Anyways we were cool because we thought ahead and brought the bar with us in the form of a secret handle of vodka which was mysteriously finished off. did 6 of us really drink that much? was the question at the end of the night. judging by how i felt this morning, i'd say the answer was yes.
anyways the night started to get exciting when people started doing keg stands and it was ozan's turn for the keg stand. btw, ozan is a pretty big guy. So he gave me his digital camera because we were going ot start taking pictures and as he was lifted onto the keg i was fiddling wiht his camer. So it was dark and all i could see on the screen was darkness and i'm fiddling and i'm fiddling and i think the camera is on video and not picture mode, because it's a sony and i odn't know how to use sony's. So anyways i fiddle on and suddenly i hear a big crash and i see from the top of the camera lense ozan's legs flying toward me and he hits the ground and falls off the keg stnad and liek hits his head (i think) and i'm like...wahhh happpinnnn?? And then suddenly ozan jumps up and starts yelling and darts at this smaller dude named Evan and they get into an all out brawl! and they start rollign in the leaves!! leaves people!! it's fall...eeemaigne!! leaves!! and then they are rolling and people are like standing by not knowing waht to do and fernando is next to me and i'm thinking "quick what usually happens when fights break out at family parties. think think!!" and then i push fernando toward the ensuing brawl and i'm like "do something! break it up!" and ozan's pseudo girlfriend is standing on the side like...whaaaa happpinnn? and fernanod is liek "no i'm not jumping in there! ozan is big! he'll beat me up! " and i'm like "you're such a pussy, fernando." and then someone finally breaks it up and has to hold back ozan by pushing him against a 1994 blue saturn, which is liek sad in and of itself cuz it's a saturn. And the other guy Evan, gets dragged away by his girlfriend who proceeds to say "this shit is fucked up! let's go!' and they go and ozan is still being yelled at "chill man!! just chill!!" and dude talk is ensuing and it was so intense!!!
Ok so now for the "whaa actually did happppiiinn" part of the story. So context is that evan is roommates with ozan's ex girflriend, who apparntly ozan did not treat so well in the later stages of their relationship. so evan being kind of a douche doesn't like ozan and was liek "man if i ever see him i'm gonna kick his ass!" little did ozan know that when he opted for the keg stand evan jumped right in and offered to be the other person holding one of his legs up. that's where the problem started. So about 13 seconds into the keg stand (dude ozan is fucking intense!) evan basically just pushed ozan forward so ozan did a pseudo flip over the keg and ended up hitting the ground and thus...fighting began. it was rulllll deep. So at this point i'm like...wow how v. awkward for the poor girl ozan brought. And i was talkign ot her and i was liek "yeah this is kind of....awkward. once this guy i dated had a seizure in the first weeks of our relationship and it was really awkard because waht do you say." now in retrospect i see that this story made no sense in the context of the situation.
So anyways the party went downhill from there what with no music and the leaf brawl so we all decided to bounce and go to this slutty girl named roshin's house. The house was excellent! it was dark and had lots of good lighting and she had a lot of liquor so god knows why, but we all drank more. And drinking plus, darkness, plus good music can only lead to booty dancing and dancefloor scandal. point in case, Rika, the girl who gave lapdances at my last party proceeded to hit on adam AND fernando and the dancefloor got dirty. 3 broken glasses later they started playing "blister in the sun" and suddenly i closed my eyes and channeled the spirit of angela chase and proceeded to dance my hearts pain and i opened up and the dancefloor was empty all for fernando who was also dancing his hearts pain out and we proceeded to do this riducloiusly intense lip sing version of "blister in the sun" and when the song got quiet we got down on the floor and got quiet and whenthe song got loud we jumped up and got loud and we were like so fucking in synch it's not even funny!! and afterwards we were just liek "holy shit waht the fuck was that!! that was fucking AWESOME!! we were so in synch!!!! (pointing fingers at eyes back and forth)!! because really we were! it was intense. and then later in the night they played "praise you" by fat boy slim and again ferando and i were so nsync and we started doing interpretive dances and everyone was staring at us, mouth agape, like wtf guys? but we were acting out the music video and we were so good!
Anyways the night ended with rika sneaking off with fernnado and adam and me and my friend kristen walking home. ah what a night indeed. btw did i mention throughout this whole event i was wearing nothing but leggings, kitten heels, and a very ugly sweater i had managed to convert into a dress? oh yeah....i looked hot. eeemagine blue/purple/white snowflake print. and surprisingly it kept me quite warm!
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