shorts

so i know we all have been reading this stuff white people like website and been saying "omg it's totes true!!" or we have been saying "oh man i am so white." etc etc. Well peep this

It really is true that white people are completely ridiculous. The other night we went to our weekly dance bar and we came across these ridiculous whhhhhite people on the dancefloor. Let me give you context. It was 24 degrees outside, icy, and basically cold as balls. Granted i was wearing formal shorts and fishnets but i had a long coat so this somehow excuses me i think from being mocked.

so yes here is the image of waht we saw

crazy whhhhhite man in shorts!!! it is not summer yet!! the shorts where completely inappropriate! Note my arm waving a very angry "no no no" finger at the whole situation
whhhite people, a whole mess of them, dancing to the beat of their own drum. I mean basically that is it but i just wanted to reiterate that

"It is a known fact that white people believe that they can bring spring early by wearing a pair of shorts on any day that is above seasonal temperatures. This myth runs so deep that they will often wear shorts the following day when temperatures drop, at which point they will refuse to recognize that it is cold."

dance on, white boy! may your dancing bring spring!