Ski Lodge!

so the ski lodge party was a great success. I remember very little of it and we were definitely all hung over until approximately 5 pm this evening so you know it had to have been a good party.

so my french roommate whom we just refer to as "the french" has this tendency of over drinking and then passing out like an hour into the party. We try to get him to pace but he blazes and so i will give you the party according to the timeline of the french.

9:45 to 10:05 the french lays on the couch and laments the fact that he has suddenly had an onset of depression. this is pretty standard and he uses the world "depressed" like i use "ridic." Also he's extremely melodramatic and on a weekly basis throws himself on the couch and listens to old french jazz while he an says "man, this place is so depressing."
10:05 to 10:15 the French puts on his long johns and decides he needs to feign a large penis with a banana we have lying around. He then noted that he'd liek to make a porn called "3 women, 1 man, 1 banana, 5 possibilities." I don't know how all that math worked out but we'll go with it. We all take our first drinks and it's all downhill from here
Then a guy shows up with my friend. I proceed to tell him how he did a good job stuffing his long johns with a banana, just as the french had done. My friends whispers to me 'it's not a banana"...I want to die a little inside.
10:15 to 11:15 the french does a very intense 5 shots of red bull and vodka in one hour and proceeds to have a blast. This is the last time we saw him.

midnight - We lose the french. he informs us this morning that he ended up passing out on his bathroom floor and was too tired to get up so he just pulled his towel down and used it as a pillow. The party blazes on as you can see from alex's expression
12:30 my friends and I start our big psych experiment of the night. We make up our own line dance and see how long it takes the White girls to join in. Since we are drunk it takes us a bit longer to synch up so 2 minutes is how long it takes. Our record to date, 10 seconds! note how initially people are like "oh what is that" and then by the next picture they are joining in.
1:00 to 2:00 various pictures of me are floating around that i vaguely remember taking such as me and a corn cob pipe.
me excited about somethingme and teh man who was 6' 6. note where my head is relative to his body. this might be my favorite picture
me and my rabbit fur hat. aren't you all jealous. i bought it at the super market. yes supermarkets in michigan sell fur huntin gear.
me and nishi taking action shots of ourselves jumping into the mountain of coats on my bed.
a snow fight organically starts on our front lawn. This must be waht growing up in winter is like for kids.
we woke up this morning feeling really really dreadful. I think it was more that we had gone to bed 5:30 and less that we were hung over. Although as big O came out of his room i said to him "why are your underwear inside out." he looked down wiht surprise and said "i have no fucking clue." that kind of summed up the night when you really think about it. The 4 of us then sat around and watched "the cutting edge" and "mystic pizza."