the cheese love story (cont)...

an addition to the previous post about tory's cheese love story. She added thsi whilst i was gone so i shall share it with you. i got a fucking huge kick out of this as i hope you will too

Victoria: and my film shall be called "runaway cow"

you forgot to mention that he will be european

and maybe a little reluctant to admit how good my cheese is

and there can be cheesy shots of our packages of foodstuffs flying with dotted lines across the atlantic

with voice overs of our letters

and maybe we'll get in a cute little fight

about whether idiazabel or manchego is better with membrillo

and just as i'm reading the email where he says "manchego!"

there will be a knock on the door

and he'll be there with a huge wheel of it

and will say "there just wasn't any other way to prove it to you"

but he will also be talking about our love

(which I will totally pick up on)

Victoria: but he'll still play a little aloof and then as we're making paninis maybe i'll burn my finger and we will kiss and have a billion babies to harvest our cheese

but they'll all be really independent from growing up on a farm part of the time in the states and part of the time in europe, so they won't really need me to supervise them

and my skin will be leathery and toned from all the working in the fields and churning so i won't get a uteran bulge

and we will live happily ever after