The greatest lesson I will ever teach you

dude, 2 words, VODKA GIMLET.

ok for reals though, I have meant to write about this. A long time ago, i believe it was tory who spoke to me of the gimlet but i never really look her advice to heart. But over teh past few weeks i have been ordering them and I am a convert. It is vodka (or tequila or gin, but i prefer vodka) with just a SPLASH litrrrrrrally of lime juice. So in the end you pay a little bit more but you get more liquor for your bang. And what a bang it is. Tonight i met 2 HELLA cool gays. they are both from the tropics, Trinidad and Haiti. finally i meet the gays! we are all going to a party tomorrow so we'll see how that goes.

But guys, seriously, my only statement as to say I recommend if you want to get drunk for less money, order the vodka gimlet. It has the cristina seal of approval on it, and I know my cocktails.

VODKA GIMLET!!!

ok sidenote, i also just like saying the word "gimlet." It makes me feel british like "halllo guvna!"