good evening witches and warlocks, gouls and goblins...

so Tuesday night was technically halloween but hello, it's a school night so there is no partying to be had. but there was plenty of partying last weekend. it was cray cray to the max. so on Friday night i threw on my suede boots and somehow got convinced to go to this med school frat party. big mistakes...and i'm referring to both the party and the boots. it was raining and despite the fact that i had water proofed my boots, and htey were quite resilient to the rain, some stupid bitch dressed as a slutty _______(fill in teh blank) stepped on my shoe wiht one of her slutty platform shoes! ahh!! fuck man! So the deal with this party was that there is an old frat house that is on undergrad frat lane but is inhabitted by med students. our DJ friend brian was spinning chill beats and he needed someone to be his "bouncer" so he hired hugo who then coerced all of us into going to this party that we did not want to go to by promising to pick us up and take us to denny's afterwards. So we all went and liek i said, my left shoe got ruined but man, med studnets are crazy! i was having a total twin peaks liek...holy shit am i 18 again at teh roble pimp and ho party? cuz seriously it was gross. med students running around in slutty costumes making out in dark corners, loud music, sticky beer floors. Hugo promised us some jungle juice which was in a giant plastic storage container and after a few sips i was like "wait is this grape koolaide?" we then realzed that we had dipped into the EANABS koolaid which sucked! god sobriety at a grown up frat party is the worst. But it was also the kidn of party where it taks yo ulike 30 minutes to get anywhere because it's so crowded so somehow we stayed for 2 hours. wretched. But i tell this story because it was also the scene of one of the funniest moments i've seen in a long time. first off great costumes i saw

- borat - excellent and subtle - on a difficulty scale...not so hard
- Notre Dame coach Charlie Weis - i felt that this costume was extremely original. The kid stuffed himself with pillows to create layers of fat and had one of those headphone speaker things that coaches have and a notre dame polo and was yelling at people. The odd part is that i actually knew who he was! i've changed! That's who he was dressing up as Onto the story. So we were walking up the stairwell and coming down the stairs was this woman dressed as Carmen Miranda (fruit head peice with bikini top and flowy skirt, for those who dont' know who i'm talking about). anyways she was i guess a bit masculin but she was def a woman. So then out of nowhere fernando reaches over and grabs one of her breasts and wendy and i are liek...did that just happen. And then he does it again and reaches over and grabs a tit and laughs and says "get some tit action man." And at this point we're like...is this actually happeneing. AND THEN he reaches over AGAIN! Suddenly carmen miranda slaps him and yells "i said STOP asshole!!!" and fernando is laughing and she is teling her boyfriend to go and beat him up and we grab fernando and drag him to a corner of the party and are like "what the fuck where you doing." He starts laughing. "no guys, no, it's ok! she was a man! i was just telling her that she should have stuffed her tits better." we're all like "DUDE SHE WAS A WOMAN!!" he's laughing and laughing and then suddenly stops and goes "oh shit! no she wasn't!" and we're liek "YES SHE WAS!!" and he goes "fuck let me go apologize to her and tell her i thought she was a man" and we were like 'NO! WORST THING EVER!" So we all laughed and laughed about this all night long and how he'd never be able to touch a breast again every time he saw a carmen miranda costume because it's like Pavlov and his dogs (and we are nerds) and yeah my main question was...hello haven't you ever touched a boob cuz you really grabbed her tits 3 separate times and yet still thought they were stuffed. Anyways hilarity ensued. Later that night we headed to denny's for a latenight snack of eggs, bacon, sausage, and hashbrowns...mmm

The next day i did nothing but watch tv and then threw on my costume last minute and ozan and i headed to kevin's history majors party. again...i will tell the story in pictures

Initialy ozan didn't really know waht to be but with his random assortment of strange dressings and my creativity we decided that he would be a nascar fan. in fact, better than that he would be a member of Shauna Robinson's (first female ever to win a nascar race according to wiki) pit crew and her name woudl be darlene. He was also wearing my bikini top under the full body zip up denim suit.
Kevin randomly had some fried chicken lying around from a tailgate he had been to earlier that day so we ate and it was bomb. fernando came as nothing cuz he is a loser but people kept asking him "are you a pizza hut table cloth?" and he kept having to say "no! this is my clothes!"
Ozan's girlfriend and her friend from college went as a "full nelson" wrestling move. it was a bit over all of our heads. Small world though, it turns out the girl on the right lived with ozan's girlfriend freshman year of college at stanford in branner when i was a profro AND is now at medical school one year below david and i acutally met her before at a ucsf event AND is puja's little sib. a small world INDEED! turns out this friend is kind of slutty and kevin found her making out in his loft with 3 guys, at the same time. scandal ensued, as did shit talking
One couple from clinical psych went as storm and wolverine which i thought was quite excellently done. snaps thomba, snaps

Peruvian fernando went as fidel castro from the olden days and tola went as...i don't know but i said he was venus williams. it was ruuul scurry.
like i said..rull scurrry

Kevin, the host of the part was dressed as some type of british hip hop mogul? i'm not really sure and he wasn't really sure because to be honest he was wearing what he always wears only with a hat and cane. Also to be honest the next day when i downloaded my pictures i was like "wait...when did i take this picture??" yup i was what ramit would call "piecing the night together."
for some reason nishi kept sticking her hand under my tutu and touching my booty like such
close up
and then we all started dancing and something happened. i busted out my camere and asked fernando to turn around and...he took teh GAYEST PICTURE EVER! seriously how gay is he in this picture. It's so very judy garland "hello world!!" I love it!
then Tola removed that wierd gold thing he was wearin and he had like 2 other costumes underneath. i'm not realy sure what this was but it was...something
so at one point we had this really bomb playlist going and we were really feeling the music. There was a lot of abba especially the song "fernando" on repeat which we all forced fernando to dance to even though he hates that song. and fernando put on OMD "electricity," a very awesome 80's song but only he ane i knew the song so we danced alone, as usual. And then we decided to do our magical rendition of fat boy slim's "praise you" which is basically like me and fernando's big party trick. We discussed later that some people express themselves through painting or poetry or acting while we express ourselves through our dance. So why hinder people from being moved by our dancing. why, in the midsts of all of this interpretive dance we managed to create the greek letter sigma, as fernando so aptly pointed out to me a few days later. I don't quite see it but maybe after a few shots tonight it will magically appear to me like those 3d paintings from our youth.
Anyways halloween as usual was good times. Sometimes i'm amazed when i hang out with these people because it's like...holy shit, these are some of the smartest people in the country and they are FOOLS! i mean i am a fool too but still, what i'm saying is...i don't know waht i'm saying. BAsically smart people are not supposed to act as retarded as we all do.