a day in the life

so i just wanted to give you guys a little glimpse into a day in my life and cathy's life. i include cathy mainly because she is at work really bored and i am at home really bored so we talk online all day. And sometimes we get into fights because i want to leave the house but she doesnt' want me to leave her on the internet alone and i argue with her that it's different when she who is at a desk getting paid spends 8 hours a day online, vs me who is not getting paid but is just wasting my days off spends all day on the internet with her. are you seeing my point of view?

Anyways the fabulous bobby was supposed to come and visit us this weekend but is disposed and will nto be making it. truly tragic since we had made a really intensely planned itinerary which included partying with unemployed losers in the afternoon on hermosa beach, going to a matinee to see "step up," eating vietnamese sangwiches (apparently these are different from normal sangwhiches) and basically doing all the things that people do who live in the suburbs of LA. We even had costumes that were purchased at pac sunwear. so sad.

Anyways cathy and i were just having this really deep discussion that i'd like to propose to you all. Ok so i cant' really go into detail about how this topic came up but basically we were discussing how we can't understand how ugly people mate. I kind of think that there is an objective attractive and an objective ugly, therefore how can somoene who is objectively ugly get it up for someone who is also objectively ugly. Or in some cases how can someone who is objectively attractive get it up for someone who is objectively ugly. cathy's response

cathy: (10:37:55 AM): cuz ugly is ugly
cathy: (10:37:59 AM): it don't matter who thinks so
cathy: (10:38:04 AM): let's go to vegas

I have no real idea where that last part came from but it's true, ugly is ugly. but it happens as i found out this morning from an old friend so i guess love really does find a way.

Anyways another topic we were discussing was paris hilton and how much i hate her and how much cathy idolizes her. Cathy claims that if she were young and fabulous and ridiculously wealthy she too would just spend all her time partying and drinking and throwing events and going to vegas and traveling the world in her private jet. So basically she thinks that she can understand paris hilton's POV. I kind of agree but i also just kind of hate how the media is obsessed with her because i thnk she's kind of just a giant wste of space and should not be famous just for the sake of being famous. And it just goes to show how americans love to reward mediocrity which is what i've learned from reading about celebrity gossip and watching enough american idol. And it's just really annoying. but maybe i'm just jealous because i can't go to st. tropez and party with puff daddy. And then cathy said "i mean she is cutting a record" which then brought me back to the reality that i still really hate paris and even though that song is kind of catchy i refuse to listen to it or buy it on itunes because it SOUNDS JUST LIKE "THE TIDE IS HIGH" MIXED WITH GWEN STEFANI "UNDERNEATH IT ALL"!! does anyone else see that too or is it just me! ugh just, i'm done with you paris. I guess the point is that while i do appreciate her lifestyle i do not aprecccccccciate her. are you seeing my POV?

so anyways the plan for the weekend since big b is out is that tomorrow we are going to do what we have been trying to plan all summer: staying home and watching as many movies with dance off end sequences as we can. I LOVE dance off end sequences! can they win! can they go to nationals! can they make it as regulars on D TV!! but actually the real quesiton is, can they find love????

So i leave you with this imagine. hey it's paris and my BFF pauly shore!!