trannies and babies PART IV

tailgating is a good idea but when you wake up at 8:30 with the worst headache of your life and you feel like you might die it doesn't seem so grand as it once did. With that feeling of death we all woke up and headed to Asia SF for the find gender illusionists and dining. just think about it...asian fusion cuisine and drag queens dancing and serving you. quite exotic.

here are some pics of the super hot hotties of asia sf

and then there was this really sad, preop tranny who was like...so not cute and so not sexy, and for her routine she sang "all by myself." we all agreed that she truly was the saddest girl to ever hold a martini. truly
Here are all our faces of SHOCK! SHOCK I SAY!
"Oh my god i SHOULD be a tranny with my legs!"

"how is it that they have better asses and tits than me???? i'm a woman goddamnit"

"I wish i had a faching so i could wear fabulous clothing and tassels"


So the next day david and i drove out to marin to visit my cousin and her new baby. the cutest baby ever!!

seroiusly look at this and tell me he isn't objectively speaking super cute! i present to you, little Benny!

On the way back we got a really rude awakening because we drove with the windows up and idnd't realize that david's dad's chevy corsica actually leaked gas and so we got the the new bloomingdales in union square and felt really tired and groggy and sick and nautious and like we were GOING TO DIE! i proceeded to have a massive anxiety attach about possibly dying of gas poisoning in the food court and david was freaking out too but after an hour and an ice cream we were kind of fine so we shopped. I bought 2 new pairs of joe jeans and a couple pairs of boots. i believe this takes the officialy boot count up to 6. why??? why????