god i hate to focus on the negative but...haha ok that is a lie! i swear!
anyways...let's focus on some negativity. Can we talk about how i hate those stupid "pink" victoria secret sweat pants that women wear with "pink" written on their asses. In fact i hate the women who wear these pants too. These are the very same women who wear their stupid ass sweats with wife beaters and uggs. if it is cold enough to be rocking the sweats and uggs is it really hot enough to be wearing only teh wife beaters? explain this to me please. yes...i hate you! And i may secretly just hate you because i secrely kind of realy want uggs because dear god they would be so damn comfortable in the cold weather for a 9am class or when i just want to walk over to jonathan (david's name for josh and ozan)'s house. But no, you have made such a bad name for a shoe that could otherwise be gloriously unfashionable yet oh so comfortable and now you leave the rest of us with nothing! nothing! I mean victoria secret...people their stuff is not even that good. ill fitting bras and panties that give you extra ass bunching. let's be honest, why do we support them. i am a Calvin Klein intimates girl myself and i am recommending CK to you all today. I say let's stand up today and boycott crappy overpriced underwear makers! i have never found a bra and Vickie's that makes my boobies look well shaped.
anyways the point of all this is to say that i need some kind of comfortable ugg type shoe, but not an ugg. Basically because i'm from LA i will look liek the stupid californian if i wear uggs. goddamn stupid LA whores! goddamn you paris hilton and cameron diaz! damn you all! can a woman just wear her uggs in peace without judgement! do i not bleed! Anywyas point being i need a nice comfortable slip on type shoe. awe fuck guys let's face it. I need a fucking birkenstock clog is what i need. who am i? i've changed! I've changed!!
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gonna be honest... last year i spent about 3 months trying to decide if i was going to buy birkenstock clogs on overstock.com. they were a good deal, and they looked so comfortable, and i justified it in a sense by saying that's what the olsens wear on their casual days (WORE, rather, before mary kates hair exploded on her head and ashley became an ashy corpse-leather-wearing type). but i never bought them. dude you are in michigan. you can do what you want. (and what happened to your old uggs? did you not bring them?)
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