good god mother!

Little did I know that when i agreed to water my mother's garden for a nominal fee I had agreed to water fucking Ferngully The Last Rainforest. Seriously!! So many plants! And then when I thought i had finished one section i'd find more hanging pots above me, below me, on the side of me. I was like poor Pip in Mrs. Havisham's garden of ferns only throw in like 5 outragious bugamvilia, and a lot of impatiens and wierd alien looking cacti. EEEEEMAAAGINE!! Like i know my mom has always liked plants but now she does stuff like this!






She plants wierd cacti in her statues. yes my mother has garden statues!! she is so chunt Mexican!



When attempting to photograph it i had to break it up into section. Here is the first arch, because yes, she has more than one. Note the random mexican pottery and statues.
Here is the second arch

Here is another section with a Mexican sun!! And there is one of the many giant ferns.

As you can see my mother alone in her tiny backyard is helping fight global warming.

some wierd cactus like plant

And I leave you with this. A chilling image of Mexican culture gone awry. I understand the image of the men dancing in a circle. I understand maybe a citronella candle thrown in there. But really mom, just because you ran out of room to put your crazy plants was is really necessary to throw a plant in there? I call it "the god of fertility"